Tuesday, May 31, 2005

ee-la alyemen

That's right bitches, I'm in Yemen studying Arabic. I made it to the Cairo airport yesterday just in time. As usual, I started packing up my life way too late in the day to arrive at the airport without needing a Valium or 2.

When I got to the airport, I got in line for the initial bag screening. I'm the next person to go through the metal detector and the security guard just comes up and pushes me for no reason. I lean into his stubby hand, letting him know that I waiting in this line with all these smelly people for way too long, and that I wouldn't be leaving any time soon. Plus, the guy behind me was literally in my ass, so really, there was nowhere for me to go.

I think his push was just a habit or nervous twitch. Everybody likes to manhandle everyone and everything up in this joint - I don't even think they notice it anymore. I bet sex with these people is like a German porn.