On the 2nd day, a girl from Singapore on the tour pulled me aside. She had to speak to me in private. Fierce, I love when people ask for 'private' time so early on in the tour.
She told me she met a random Egyptian man on the street (check) and hung out with him all day (check). Then she went to his house to meet his parents (alright - 3 checks for being an idiot means I have no sympathy for whatever comes next).
He ended up giving her a full body massage which she calls "molestation". I asked if she tried to resist. She said that she didn't because he assured her it was the Egyptian way. At this point, I asked why I was sitting her listening to this.
I asked her if when she was done getting her titties rubbed clockwise, then counterclockwise, if she ran out of the house to the police station, or what.
She said that they continued sightseeing. More specifically, he took her to the pyramids for a camel ride. I guess he didn't massage her enough down there.
It was then that one of her other personalities kicked in and she told the man that she was going to file a police report. So, he paid her $100 to keep her quiet. She took the money.
So, she told me she wanted me to not only go to the police station and file a police report with her, but also to escort her everywhere in Egypt, because she was afraid to leave the hotel.
And she drew me a map of where to find his house so that I could go with her to confront him.
I told her that I would not go to the police station because now she looks like a prostitute. I most definitely was not going to his house. And I told her that the best I could do was sign her off the tour, because I refuse to babysit adults. I didn't sign up for a Special Ed job.
Well, she's still on the tour and has been nothing but trouble.
Not only that, she has the worst acne ever. I'm scared of what the Egyptian guy looked like.
Just another day as a tour leader.
At least haven't gotten diarrhea since I've been back. Still nice and firm.
So. This is her. The worst thing about this picture is that she wears that crazy, Asian-produced make-up that is able to cover up acne. So, she doesn't look so hideous in the picture. Just for the full effect, I did ask her to push her boobs out further. She complied.
To the person that left an anonymous comment about this posting. Thank you for your input on Egyptian men and Southeast Asian women. I think your level of hatred is pretty hilarious - almost as hilarious as my ability to exaggerate reality!